There’s an hilarious new blog by a muggle hired as the new IT guy at Hogwarts.As he writes “It took them until 2016, but both students and staff alike have finally caved and demanded that their cell phones work on school grounds, and with that request they had to find a “muggle” (a term I’m quickly learning to detest) to install wifi and maintain any technology that functions on school grounds.”
Poor Jonathon is going through everything from having his feet magically glued to the floor by magic, to trying to find a decent cup of coffee… but he holds the trump card!
“It took all of 2 days for them to quickly realize I literally have a switch that shuts off all the wifi access to the entire school. I don’t need forbidden curses. I have more power than any witch or wizard at this school could ever possibly imagine.”
You can read THE SETUP WIZARD blog here