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What the F***… And Other Things You’ll Say Tomorrow

The Dark - July 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 at 6.45pm

★★★★ ‘Rock Star Vibe’ – Herald Sun

★★★★ ‘Charismatic’ Stage Whispers

★★★★ ‘Thrilling’ – Buzz Cuts Reviews


Small talk is a social disease. Humanity has made inexorable progress on virtually every front, yet remains stagnant on one – conversation. While we split atoms and launch rockets, chatter at cafes, bars and water coolers centers on celebrities, weather and ball sports. Better topics must surely emerge.

Over 60 minutes, ‘What the F**k’ and other things you’ll say tomorrow” will overcome this civilisational challenge, by giving you something interesting to say at brunch.

‘Bloody amazing’ – Kelly Osbourne

‘I’m lost for words’ – Dicko

‘That was unbelievable’ – Dave Hughes

‘How’d you do that!’ – Karl Stefanovic


In his much anticipated return to the Melbourne Magic Festival, Vyom Sharma (Grand Finalist of Australia’s Got Talent) brings a brand-new show, having garnered rave reviews for live shows at Sydney Opera House, Hollywood’s Magic Castle, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Adelaide Fringe Festival and TV appearances in Germany, Italy and most recently America’s Got Talent.

This show contains mature language.

Recommended for Adults aged 12+ years.

This show is 60 minutes.

(All tix are just $16 on Tuesday July 2)




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